UFO News
Here is a roundup of some recent UFO articles in the news. Because they're fucking real, man.
1. The Sydney Morning Herald reports that among the declassified CIA documents recently handed over to the public:
A 1997 paper issued by the CIA Centre for the Study of Intelligence titled CIA's Role in the Study of UFOs 1947-90 by Gerald K. Haines points out "over half of all UFO reports from the late 1950s through the 1960s were accounted for by manned (secret) reconnaissance flights over the US. This led the Air Force to make misleading and deceptive statements to the public in order to allay public fears and to protect an extraordinarily sensitive national security project".
Thus the Australian Government was secretly informed that UFO sightings were US spy craft, while the US population was kept in the dark, fuelling UFO conspiracy theories active even today.
2. The Great Yarmouth Mercury reports that a UFO crashed to the earth in flames... except it was a balloon, this time for real.
3. Jaunted.com reports on the UFO Triangle in Southern Illinois.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Fatty Gets His Day
Oh, man, you're in trouble now! All those people you insulted and mocked under your breath for being fat now have medical evidence that they merely possess a "fat gene" and you don't. So now what are you gonna do to feel superior, when all those chair-busting wobbling fatsters receive the obesity treatment and end up svelte as a seal dipped in Evian? Read it here.
Apple Smacks You Around Like Their Bitch
I hate to use gangsta terminology, but what else can accurately describe the relationship between Apple Inc and its customers? Steve Jobs unveiled a flock of new products today, and if you were one of those people who shelled out $600 for an iPhone a few weeks ago, you are going to feel like an absolute twat when you learn that they are now selling for $400. No reason, Apple just felt that after selling a million of them they could stop fucking their customers so hard for a change. There's also a new iPod coming out with the same touch interface as the iPhone, so if you bought an iPod, welcome to Obsoleteville, sucker.
No wonder everyone is all twitchy when they buy an Apple product, you never know if those cunts at Cupertino are going to update the product you just bought with a new version tomorrow for half the price and double the features.
Oh, man, you're in trouble now! All those people you insulted and mocked under your breath for being fat now have medical evidence that they merely possess a "fat gene" and you don't. So now what are you gonna do to feel superior, when all those chair-busting wobbling fatsters receive the obesity treatment and end up svelte as a seal dipped in Evian? Read it here.
Apple Smacks You Around Like Their Bitch
I hate to use gangsta terminology, but what else can accurately describe the relationship between Apple Inc and its customers? Steve Jobs unveiled a flock of new products today, and if you were one of those people who shelled out $600 for an iPhone a few weeks ago, you are going to feel like an absolute twat when you learn that they are now selling for $400. No reason, Apple just felt that after selling a million of them they could stop fucking their customers so hard for a change. There's also a new iPod coming out with the same touch interface as the iPhone, so if you bought an iPod, welcome to Obsoleteville, sucker.
No wonder everyone is all twitchy when they buy an Apple product, you never know if those cunts at Cupertino are going to update the product you just bought with a new version tomorrow for half the price and double the features.
