Monday, November 20, 2006

Donkey King!

The Democratic donkey is back on top after taking it from the man for the past 12 years.

Prognosticators gave a cautious guess at possibly retaking the House and making inroads in the Senate. The actual result was nothing short of the Republicans being handed their asses to wear as hats.

The Senate is the big win, however, as Democrats will now chair all committees, which means they will set the agenda. Do you think the Republicans will get away with whitewashing Bush's legacy now? And how pleasurable was it in the immediate aftermath to see Bumsfeld thrown out, especially after Chimpy swore that Rummy was there for as long as he was? Priceless!

The most disturbing things about this election were:

1.) Cheney stating in an interview that torture is a "no-brainer" if it can save lives.

2.) Bush saying that a victory for the Democrats is a victory for the terrorists.

The first comments just shows what a soulless ghoul Cheney is. Tortue is simply inhuman and unAmerican.

The second comment was laughed off after the election by Bush who said words to the effect of, "that was just campaign talk." So, during a campaign, the leader of the government can categorize the entire opposition as terrorists? Now that Bush and his bunch of fuckwits have caused a tidal wave of animosity against their neo-fascist agenda, how about some apologies?

Let's see some investigations happen, with Fitzgerald at the wheel. That guy takes no shit. Let's get an independent counsel to datamine the Bush family, the way Ken Starr raided the Clintons. Let's see what mass graves he can dig up.

Bush is looking more and more like Nixon 2.0 as the days go by.
Fox Pulls Back From the Brink of the Abyss

Unable to withstand a huge public outcry, despite how much money they would have made, Fox has agreed to pull the plug on the 2 part OJ special: "How I Cut My Ex-wife's Head Off, Oh, and Killed Some Random Guy Who Took An Interest In Her...Not."

The one thing that really struck me as bizarre was the fact that all 4 of OJ's children were okay with him writing this book and filming this "special."

Truly distasteful.
American Cars Still Suck

Imports won all 13 spots on the "safest" list this year
. Is it any wonder Ford is going tits-up?

Want to know how to save an ailing car company? Build a hybrid/electric car that looks cool. They will sell like gothcakes.