Thursday, March 30, 2006

Robert Taylor - The Face of Capitalism 2006

Liberia's warlord/dictator/president Robert Taylor is heading for a trial on war crimes. People always bring up Stalin or Marx or Guevara when dismissing socialism/communism, so why not use Robert Taylor as the Friendly Face of Capitalism?
World United Against "----" In Dispute

Fill in the blank. Today the answer is "Iran" according to Condi "Skiptooth" Rice. Since when did Rice care about what "the world" though? The world was also united against US and our plan to invade Iraq. Did Rice give a shit then? Nope.
Abramoff Off To Slammer

GOP lobbyist, influence peddlar, seller of congressmen, and all-round bad apple Jack Abramoff got sentenced to the minimum time for his crimes. 5 years and 10 months in fed is still a long time, since there is no parole in a federal pen. Read it here. Why do these people do these things? It boggles the mind. Abramoff has 5 kids, and now he's not going to get to interact with them on a daily basis for nearly 6 years. All so he could buy some gambling ships. Was it worth it, Jack? Why do people embezzle? Sell drugs? Heck, even assault people, rob banks, all that shit? Doesn't the concept of going to prison frighten anyone anymore? That's why we here in the Bunker walk the straight and narrow. Always have always will, cuz the idea of jail sure frightens us!