Friday, March 03, 2006

An Examination of Scientology

Janet Reitman spent 9 months researching a story on Scientology and her work can be viewed in the current Rolling Stone, here. This story interviews current and past Scientologists and gives an insight to this organization with an evenhandedness that is generally missing from most counts.
US Senate A Bunch Of Twats

Confirming many suspicions, the US Senate yesterday rejected a bipartisan proposal to create a watchdog ethics committee to oversee lobbyists and the sleazy sister-fucking that is called "politics" these days. Duke Cunningham and Jack Abramoff were clearly not enough of a warning. Read about it here, from The Washington Post.

By the way, you know that The Washington Times is owned by the "Rev." Sun Young Moon, right? It's wholly owned by the Moonies. Don't confuse the two Washington dailies.


Glub, Glub, Glub - New Ice Age On Its Way!


The Antarctic ice sheet is melting faster than a double scoop in the Valley in August. Read about it here, The Washington Post. This is going to cause sea levels to rise, which is bad news if you're part of the 95% of humans who live within 100 miles of a coast. The sea level change also affects salinity, which changes currents, which shifts where warm waters go, which changes climate patterns, which alters the weather, which causes global temperatures to go haywire, which leads to crop failures, which causes starvation, which causes global wars, and so on. It seems we really are bent on ushering in our own apocalypse whatever way we can get it.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Remote-controlled Sharks --- Your Tax Dollars At Work!

The Naval Undersea Warfare Center is experimenting with implanting electrodes into shark brains to turn them into silent spies. Read about it here, from New Scientist. Do you ever feel like those blackhat/spooks have just a little too much of your money to spend on idiotic schemes? Remote controlled sharks?!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Bush & Cheney Poll Numbers Sucking Massive Cock

Has America finally woken up from their post-coital bliss after electing the Republicans to systematically fuck them six ways from Sunday? A new CBS poll shows that both Bush and Cheney and their cockamamie schemes are at an all-time low in the opinion of the American public. Bush's approval rating is down to 34% and Cheney's is at 18%. I can picture it now: this November a new wave of Democrats sweeps into office, and then the GOP will blame the deficit, the Iraq war, and every other imperialistic urge foisted on us since 2000... on the Democrats! We'll get stuck with the bill for Bush's wild, drunken spending sprees. Any Republican who can say they're for "smaller goverment" and that they like Bush should have their balls cut off to prevent them from spreading their idiocy to the next generation.