Friday, December 24, 2004

Rumsfeld - Runner Up
Donnie Rumsfeld has made a "surprise" visit to our troops in Iraq. Read it here, LA Times. This "morale boosting" trip has nothing to do with the fact that the calloused cunt Rumsfeld told troops that even with armor that they needed on their Humvees and tanks, they can still be blown up. That's how you win the troops over, Donnie. There's nothing the Bush people like better than to pose for photos with people they are fucking. Rumsfeld brought us the Abu Ghraib war crimes, remember those lovely holiday snaps? Hello American troops in Iraq? That guy is smiling next to you because you're bending over and taking it up the ass from him, and you voted for him. Merry Christmas, your present came early.
Bush - Man Of The Year
A lot of people have their knickers in a twist over Time magazine naming Bush as the "person of the year" in its current issue. These people need to remember that Time also gave the same 'honor' to Hitler in 1939 and to the Ayatollah Khomeini in 1979. It's not an honor. However it would have made everyone feel better if Time came up with an unequivocal award and gave it to Bush. Call it the "Cunt Of The Year" award.